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The Norman Conquests Quotes By Alan Ayckbourn

 

"Usually when I write a play I feel my head is peering up from a fox-hole while the critics take pot-shots. With the trilogy I felt I was standing up."

(Evening Standard, 6 June 1974)

 

"People come here [Scarborough] for a holiday week. They're not going to go to the theatre three times in one week, so I wanted them to enjoy the play on the one night they went."

(Evening Standard, 6 June 1974)

 

"It [Scarborough] is far enough away from London. I can relax and try something like a trilogy - which was a gamble. It is difficult to get people along to the theatre once - never mind three times."

(Yorkshire Post, 14 June 1974)

 

"Sarah in the Normans tries misguidedly to get everyone together and make them happy, but the silly cow really shouldn't try. It's not the way to do it. But her motives are right, although she has a lot of ulterior motives like she really wants to lord it. I think that a lot of the worst things that happen in life are a result of very well-meaning actions."
(Vogue, April 1975)

 

"At the end of the [1972] Scarborough season the local press boy came bounding up the stairs and asked what I'd got planned for next year. I said dunno, might finish up with a trilogy. So there was a note in the paper, "Trilogy Eagerly Expected." I didn't put a denial in. I thought since the Gods have said that, let's have a go. The I realised I must make each play independent, as I couldn't guarantee that my little holiday audience could come three times a week. The division of the house followed. It had been hovering around in Absurd Person Singular with the idea of using the kitchen instead of the living room as a focal room. Audiences are always fascinated by offstage action, so I tried to pursue it to a logical conclusion.

"Writing the Normans took something ridiculous like 10 days (a normal length play takes me three or four days), but it's a round-the-clock operation, like a prolonged delivery. I start early in the evening and writer through to 6 in the morning and then sleep. In the afternoon I dictate from scrawled notes onto a typewriter, which gets all the dialogue spoken; and then come on again in the evening from what we've typed up. If anything interrupts the flow, the play's doomed. If I leave a play for two days, it's out of the window. With the Normans came the great day when I finished two plays on one night, the first and last time I'll do that."

(Los Angeles Times, 5 October 1975)

 

"I wrote all tree together and I suppose, ideally, they should all be seen to get the maximum enjoyment and understanding. Hopefully, a lot of the humour is extended and enhanced with the foreknowledge of another play. Also hopefully, they can be seen in any order and it's not essential to see them all. Audiences do like to revisit old haunts and friends (the secret of soap operas!)."

(Personal correspondence, March 1976)

 

"The only reason that Table Manners was put on first in Scarborough - which has set the pattern ever since - is that the actor who was playing the lead part could not turn up for the first few days' rehearsals and that was the only play of the three that started without him."

(Western Mail, 3 March 1977)

 

"The Norman Conquests, although, I thought, quite well done on television, are essentially stage pieces and always will be. I mean, the fun is in going on three different evenings, not in switching on three different weeks. Most of my ideas I pinch from other media. I pinched The Normans from The Archers."
(Municipal Entertainment, May 1978)

"It happened because a young reporter from the local paper once asked at the end of a season what I was doing next and I said I was doing a trilogy because I couldn't think of anything else to say. Then, months later, at the start of the new season there it was: 'Local Playwright Writes Trilogy'. The theatre manager rang me and asked if he should issue a statement denying it. But I thought I might as well have a go. I wrote all three plays at once: first three scene 1s, then three scene 2s. It wasn't as difficult as I'd imagined."
(Over 21, August 1978)

"I couldn't have written The Norman Conquests today. Norman would end up in a terrible state. If I'd written them now, I wouldn't be able to resist letting them become sadder."
(Yorkshire Post, 14 April 1993)

"It was extraordinary. The critics went barmy. But you don't appreciate the good times when they happen. It's only afterwards. I was very depressed after the first night. I thought it just didn't work and I went for a long walk. The next day the papers all came out with these extraordinary reviews and all I could think was that there was nowhere to go from here except down!"
(Scarborough Evening News, 12 April 1993)

"Look at The Norman Conquests. Grossly over-praised. By no means my best work, as was claimed."
(The Guardian, 30 June 1999)

"Eric [Thompson, the director of the original London productions] said, 'Do you realise we could be the first people in history with three flops in a row, because if they don't like one, they sure as hell aren't going to like the others!'"
(What's On, 26 July 2000)

"I told them [the London producers], "Look, you get three for one, the same costumes, same actors - it's a real cheapo." Eventually I said a plague on all their houses and gave the lot to [his agent] Peggy Ramsay.
"To cut a long story short, dear old Eric Thompson [the director] read them in hospital, liked them, and we put together a cast for the Greenwich Theatre. On the first night poor Eric was so terrified he sat in the dressing room and asked me to join him. We listened to the tannoy, which went dead. I was convinced that the plays hadn't worked. In fact the laughter had blown the tannoy. Next day we had these wonderful reviews."

(Daily Telegraph, September 2008)


"There were various things running through my mind when I came to writing it; I think it’s an interesting structure to start with. I also worked on the principal that we were fighting a rear-guard action against television, which people were getting more and more attracted to and also getting attracted to the big soaps like Coronation Street. I thought, ‘it’s because they want to see the same people night after night’ and then I thought, ‘well, I’ll give them the same people” and it sort of worked. People were saying, ‘oh, hello Tom’ as the third play went on. They knew him. They knew he was going to be no good because they knew the end and people love knowing what’s going to happen."
(Interview with Alan Yentob, 2011)

"My agent Peggy Ramsay rang me, ‘Are we going to do all these scripts [in London], darling?’ And I said, ‘can you leave them on the shelf, Peggy? Just hang on to it.’ And then, serendipity. Eric Thompson, my regular London director, rang me up and said, ‘If you don’t hear from me for a couple of days, I’m going in for a minor operation for my leg. Have you got anything for me to read?’ And I said, ‘Yes, I’ve got plenty for you to read. The Norman Conquests!’ He read them and then he rang me up and said, ‘Fan-tas-tic! I love ‘em! We’ll find someone to do them..’ And I said, ‘let’s do them out of London somewhere.’ He came up with Greenwich and a lovely cast. It was a very good relationship because, in rehearsals, we were Little E and Big Al - Little Eric and Big Alan - and he’d say, when we got to one of the set pieces, like the seating of the dinner party in Table Manners, ‘well now we’re going to the dinner party. Before we block this, Al, take it away.' And I’d say, ‘right, Tom sits there and then he gets up and he moves over here, and so-and-so’ and I’d say, ‘thank you very much” and I’d sit down again. I did the same in all three plays; all the set pieces. I’d get up and Eric was quite happy to sit back and take a back seat and the actors were quite happy to see the author bound in because it was probably much quicker than working it out from the page. How you do that dinner party scene is pretty tricky, although here are ways of working it out - Matthew Warchus worked it out very well in his production  - but you can get in an awful tangle."
(Interview with Alan Yentob, 2011)

"Occasionally, lightning strikes like Matthew Warchus' production of the Normans, which he did beautifully. When he sat down with the actors on the first day, he said, 'I believe these plays to be sad and truthful and funny. We get all that if we approach them as if we were approaching Chekhov.' And they did that. I spoke to one of the actors, and he said, 'Oh, he's so fierce. If you did something funny, he would say, 'Take it away. Stop it.' And it worked because the characters were allowed to breathe and not do funny things that sometimes short-change them to the audience. I recently said to a director, 'Audiences are like furtive strangers standing outside school gates with bags of sweets. You follow them at your peril.' They lead you down the wrong path, and then they say, 'We don't believe you' at the end of it when they've laughed and laughed and encouraged you to be funnier and funnier. They drop you, and you're dumped as a character and as an actor, so always stay true. That's the point."

(Playbill, 28 December 2011)

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Alan Ayckbourn Discusses Writing And Staging The Norman Conquests

 
Alan Ayckbourn talks about Writing and Staging The Norman Conquests
(based on an interview with Roy Stacey)

Off-Stage Characters and Action
Very early on in my career as a dramatist I discovered that, given the chance, an audience's imagination can do far better work than any number of the playwright's words. The offstage character hinted at but never seen can be dramatically as significant and telling as his onstage counterparts. Offstage action is more difficult. Unless care is taken, if the dramatist chooses to describe rather than show his action, the audience can rapidly come to the conclusion that they're sitting in the wrong auditorium.
"Absurd Person Singular" could be described as my first offstage action play. "The Norman Conquests" was to all intents and purposes the end of my exploration of offstage action. Three plays, two of which were happening offstage simultaneously with the one onstage, were quite enough. (Alan Ayckbourn in Preface to collection of "Three Plays").


Having been an actor and having gone through all those exercises that all actors go through at some time or other ... What happens to this guy when he leaves the stage? . . . I had a natural curiosity about this, and I think the audience does, too, firstly about the offstage character and then the offstage action. Certainly I had gradually been discovering that offstage characters have a tremendous value. It's a device by a dramatist - as a painter might give perspective to a picture by putting something in there - whereby an offstage character can add a depth and dimension to a play and a sense of reality to life going on offstage, which one is always trying to do. In the least successful plays one doesn't believe the characters have any existence beyond the door that's painted on the set. A good test of a play is that people actually fill in. There's a character in Absent Friends, Gordon, a very large man, who spends all his time in bed and never comes onstage - but a lot of people have said they know him very well, and it's only because of the way his wife speaks about him.
So when it came to Absurd Person Singular this was carried a stage further - although there are two offstage characters, Dick and Lottie Potter, who are the more monstrous for not appearing. I don't know if the audience love them because of gratitude that the author is not going to inflict them on them! I started to write this play in the sitting room, as one would usually write about a party, and the atmosphere was deadly dull - as indeed all the parties were. And I thought, "It must be more interesting in the kitchen" - and indeed it was. It is one of the things I say to younger writers - that the first thing to do is to find where your audience is supposed to be sitting and then relate this to your action. There are occasions when one sees plays when you feel that as audience you're in the wrong room... people rush on excitedly describing things which have happened next door and you think, "I wish to hell he'd put us next door - we'd have had a really good time."
When it came to The Norman Conquests I wrote them in time sequence. So I started with Norman's meeting with Annie in the garden, which is the earliest moment in any of the plays, and I finished with the latest, also in the garden. But I went from the garden to the dining room, then to the living room and back to the garden, and so on. I had the unique experience of finishing at one point two plays - Table Manners and Living Together - on the same night ... which I shall probably never do again. But having written them crosswise, one had no sense of judgment how they would work downwards: would they work as individual plays? So that was a gamble. For once one has seen any one of the plays, it's very difficult to divorce yourself to judge any of the others. They all have different and interesting shapes.

Staging The Norman Conquests
It's obviously not possible for many amateur societies, or for that matter professional companies, to do all three plays in repertoire. My only strong reason for arguing that wherever possible all three should be done is that they do make very good box-office, because quite often there's a very nice "knock-on" effect - where people who have had their appetite whetted will come back and see two or all three. Certainly when we first did them we had a wonderful audience response - we tripled our audience, in fact. I realised that we were on a terrible gamble, because what may happen is that everybody hates the first play, and then we should be stuck rehearsing two more we were in honour bound to put on - and we had three failures. Fortunately the reverse happened: the first play was very popular and people came back.
They're not actually very difficult to stage. I work in a company where cheapness is a priority - we work on very low budgets. First you have three plays with three sets of identical costumes - so you have six hours of drama with very little outlay in the costume department. There are, of course, three different sets, but in London and indeed in our own productions two of the sets were virtually interchangeable. They're all written for two entrances, and all we did in London was shift a window round; in one of the sets (Table Manners) there was a sideboard in a recess, and all we did for the Living Together set was take away the sideboard - and there was a window. You obviously have to change the furniture around, but that can be done terribly simply. The garden set is more difficult, but in some ways gardens are easier than interiors, because they can be suggested.
We did have to do quite a lot of alteration from the original production at Scarborough in the round, to the open and proscenium stages; quite a lot of re-angling was necessary. We did in fact lose one of the entrances in Table Manners: we made it into French windows, whereas in fact it should have been a door to the kitchen. Staging at Scarborough was very simple. We moved the window seat round. We needed a large dining table for Table Manners, which is the main obstacle. A lot of the furniture even got carried from room to room, particularly the chairs. For the gardens we got a bird bath and a big gorse bush, and used some rostra for a veranda - it was as simple as that, and it doesn't need all the elaborations. I had a very small stage team, and the onus of playing in repertoire was really on them rather than on the actors, for whom it was stimulating.
When we first started rehearsing I wondered whether we might have problems of the actors being confused and forgetting which play they were in. We had the longest read-through of all time - some six hours - and I said we'd have to have some sort of a fine (a round of drinks for everyone) for the first person who said a line from the wrong play, but it only happened once. The fact is that, as long as you come off in the right place, you can't go wrong; and once you're on, you're on - and you're all right.
What I found particularly nice also was getting that "club" feeling on the part of the audience in the theatre. Even when the plays went to the Globe Theatre, in London (which you can hardly call a "club" theatre!) there was that same "matey" feeling as a lot of the audience had seen each other before. They were getting out their diaries and saying, "Can we all manage the 25th?..."
I had set myself a series of principles - to work with a Scarborough audience. In the summer an audience is basically in the town for only one week. During that week it would be folly to expect them to come three times. They might - but it's unlikely. So I had first of all to cater for persons who saw only two: if they were faced with the thought that if they'd seen only two they wouldn't have enjoyed them, they wouldn't have to come to any. I also had to face the fact that people would not necessarily be able to come in the "correct" order - so they had to be capable of being seen in any order. They had to be interchangeable, and also to stand on their own, and any combination had to be understandable, but at the same time I had to spice a little into each one so that people wanted to come back to see the others ... In each play there's a little reference to something happening offstage: "The disastrous thing in the garden" - and I hope people will want to find out what that was. It's very annoying of course sitting next to someone who has already seen The Garden, who goes "Ha, ha, ha" at this point, because one thinks, "What on earth is he laughing at?" The business with the waste-paper basket is, of course, the classic one.
The original order of playing in repertoire was: Table Manners, Living Together, Round and Round the Garden. In my book the only reason for Table Manners opening first is that technically it is slightly more difficult: it has more props, there's all that food... it's fairly simple food, but there's quite a lot of business with knives and forks, etc., for Sarah to deal with, and it can be quite a little headache. A lot of people claim that The Garden is the best to start with, because it is the frame to the whole picture - it has the very beginning and the very end. I'm very loath to label them in order 1, 2, 3, because I think it is possible to play them in any order; in fact, it's interesting that a lot of people claim that the order they saw them in is the best - which rather proves my point. Naturally people do have their favourite of the three, but fortunately these seem to be fairly evenly divided.
When I first wrote them West-End managers were very wary of them, as a trio. What encouraged me was that I got separate offers for separate plays - which was better than everyone wanting to do the same play but not being interested in the other two.

The Norman Conquests & TV
As far as the TV production was concerned - I think that all my plays tend to lose something on television, because they're written for the stage. Talking to TV directors, they tell me that one of the problems is that if one is writing well for the stage (which I hope I am!), then anyone who is on the stage is important. But in TV you are always selecting: the whole art of television drama seems to me to be able to focus on the correct face at the correct moment. In my plays for the stage there are no correct faces: if, for example, you take the seating scene at dinner in Table Manners, which on the stage is a pretty high comedy spot, it goes for nothing on TV, because the director is forced to select his or her face; the joy on the stage is to sit back and watching the five or six stupid people wandering round the table, arguing and getting furious with each other - it is the whole visual impact which is wonderful. You can't shoot everything in long shot on TV - so it loses.
Where the TV production did gain was in a kind of melancholy aspect - one saw them as rather sadder characters. Herbie Wise, who directed, said to me: "I'm not going to be able to make them as funny as on the stage, but I'll try to make the characters as true as I can. Maybe there'll be elements that will be indicated by the close-up. Annie's plight became that much more poignant." I think anyone who hasn't seen them onstage quite enjoys them on TV, but anyone who has is always disappointed. You just can't capture that shared experience with the rest of the audience.
At far as affecting future box-office is concerned, the TV production of a stage play does reach an audience that it wouldn't normally reach. When you're talking about viewing figures, you're talking in millions. But I don't think the TV audience and the average theatre audience necessarily overlaps at all. As far as a playwright is concerned TV productions do help because it means that your plays do reach a much wider audience. When one thinks of the number of productions my plays have had, and the amount of publicity, it's mainly been theatrical - so there are still vast numbers of people who know me less well (even in a town like Scarborough, where I'm always in the papers) than they would a TV playwright, because his name is in their sitting room, whereas this is theatre and therefore something different. Theatre is still a minority interest, though I think an increasingly sizeable one. I hope there's a feed-back to the theatre - for I would hate people to think that having seen The Normans on TV they had seen The Normans. So maybe it will help wider audiences to think, "Oh, I've heard of him on TV - I'll give it a go in the theatre."

On Excerpts ...
I would not be in favour of amateur groups doing excerpts from my plays, say at one-act festivals, because I think that I would be the loser. I don't like the idea of having one's work chopped up. My writing is fairly elusive: critics have often complained that they wished I would write lines in my plays that they could actually quote in reviews. If you lift them out of context, there's nothing there. In some sense it's the same with extracting scenes from the plays. You might think "It would be wonderful to do the 'game' sequence from The Normans" - but this depends on the character of Reg and it's been carefully "seeded" for about half-an-hour that he has this game and wants to play it, and he seizes his first opportunity to do so. If you don't have all that build-up, it's amusing to a certain extent, but there's not that many "funny lines". I have tried once to do excerpts from some of my plays for the purposes of a talk - but the result was fairly disastrous!
If amateur groups want to do one of my plays in a one-act festival, I would prefer them to do a one-act play rather than an excerpt from a full-length one.

This piece was printed in the September 1978 edition of Amateur Stage

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